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So if American Airlines and U.S. Airways merge…..

Pierre — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:47:24 +0000

American Airlines and U.S. Airways want to merge. Will that mean the passengers have to give the crew peanuts?

My pedometer has an attitude…..

Pierre — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:48:08 +0000

Pedometer app on my cell has an attitude. It offers random support. “I seen turtles move more laying on their backs, Do you have an excess baggage ticket?” and today “It isn’t that tough. Left foot, right foot, left foot.”

Another reason I was kicked out of Sunday School…..

Pierre — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 19:58:30 +0000

Another day in Sunday School and we were asked the meaning of Easter. I raised my hand and explained – Easter is when Jesus woke from the dead, rolled that big ol’ rock from his cave, stepped into the sunlight, … Continue reading →

Reasons I was sent to the Minister’s office from Sunday School……

Pierre — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:02:39 +0000

Kicked out of Sunday School in 4th grade for asking kids if they knew “Why Jesus did not like Easter? Because the jelly beans keep falling through the holes in his hands.”

No sex for Lent…..

Pierre — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 13:31:30 +0000

I gave up sex for Lent – and now my navel is full of it.

Ridding belly roll…..

Pierre — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 18:27:11 +0000

Looking for a simple exercise that specifically targets belly fat. So far the best exercise I found was – pushing away from the dinner table.

Angels?

Pierre — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 18:52:23 +0000

So….what if you were actually an angel placed here on earth, but you didn’t realize it?

Hunger Games didn’t fulfill my appetite….

Pierre — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 04:09:22 +0000

Hunger Games the movie wasn’t to my tastes. Had a stellar performance by Woody Harrelson. Otherwise, longer than needed or warranted. Logic of survival was tossed, and the combat scenes were all close-ups and disconnected shots so they felt jerky. The latest techno often eliminates the orchestration and dance of fight scenes. They could take lessons from the old Errol Flynn swash-bucklers.

“Jersey Shore” & “Big Brother” featuring Whitney, Jacko & Elvis

Pierre — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 03:45:21 +0000

S’plain this to me. Viewers watch crap like “Jersey Shore” and “Big Brother” with the premise as to how drunk and/or loaded someone can get, and how many folks they can hump – thus producing “celebrities” in the form of idiot delinquents like The Situation and Snooki. And the more messed up the cast gets, the happier the viewers are. Then…we have folks like Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, and Elvis Presley die from such abuses — and everyone acts so surprised and laments as to how such tragedies could be prevented.

Are there any Zombie themes missed? How about……..

Pierre — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 03:31:57 +0000

We have had “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.” How about “Zombies of Girlfriends Past?”